My dreams of becoming a Jedi are unrealistic?

I THINK NOT!

So I just read an article about a guy who dressed up as Darth Vader and attacked some people at a church that practices "Jediism."(Who even knew that churches like those existed?!) I totally want to start one where I live now! Anyway, I have determined that as the equivalent to dressing up as Satan and attacking some people at a Catholic or Protestant church. That would be the coolest church service ever.

From Jedi churches to Jedi Workouts I can finally become the Jedi I have always wanted to be. :D

I'll let you guys know when i can finally use the force,

--DANIEL