Monday, May 26, 2008

Psh.... LAME!

Families gather, save your money, and take your kids on a staycation!

Yeah thats right. Apparently the new trend, instead of going somewhere on vacation, is to vacation where you live. I just heard about it on the news. I thought that the people on msnbc had made up the cheesy play on words "staycation" but apparently they didn't. In fact, about.com uses the word, and even has an article giving you the TOP 10 staycation strategies.

I love how number 10 is "Plan a real vacation" and says "If you've made it to the end of your staycation without killing each other or filing for divorce, you've earned yourselves a real vacation."

Monday, May 19, 2008

My dreams of becoming a Jedi are unrealistic?

I THINK NOT!

So I just read an article about a guy who dressed up as Darth Vader and attacked some people at a church that practices "Jediism."(Who even knew that churches like those existed?!) I totally want to start one where I live now! Anyway, I have determined that as the equivalent to dressing up as Satan and attacking some people at a Catholic or Protestant church. That would be the coolest church service ever.

From Jedi churches to Jedi Workouts I can finally become the Jedi I have always wanted to be. :D

I'll let you guys know when i can finally use the force,

--DANIEL